I can has victory?

Shocking weather for the latest battle today. The weather would randomly alternate between light drizzle, no rain and epic downpour, the latter preventing General Debbie from using the microphone. However, nothing boosts morale like a rhyming slogan about abortion being decriminalised. Even better, I was able to sell plenty of charity chocolate Fredos-both on the train there and back, and at the rally. Only a few people can sell 50 chocolates within a day. I'm one of the few.