Mission to Lorne: FAIL

I've been away for a few days (difficult to notice given how few posts are written here) down at Lorne, a small outpost from the main battlefield HQ of Melbourne. My mission was simple: enter nature reserve in a civilian territory, and take key shots of areas that would be useful hiding areas against teh enemy. There was, however, a minor hitch: I forgot to bring the photography equipment. If it weren't for the poor communications, I would have certainly been court martialled to General Mother.

Private's success in continuing the culture war: FAIL.