Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Thank God for Andrew Bolt

We all know that Greens are Nazis (reductio ad Hitlerum notwithstanding). So it comes as no surprise that Andrew 'Woodward' Bolt has uncovered the terrible truth; that the Greens are directly responsible for the bushfires.

Greens literally added fuel to the fires by planting “carbon offset’’ forests - which have now burned, adding the carbon dioxide emissions they were meant to remove:

Greenfleet will assess the impact of these fires on our forests over the coming weeks, with a view to replant if necessary or monitor recovery in areas where the impact was less severe.


But I don't think Andrew goes far enough. After all, as long as there's forests in Victoria, they could burn. And kill people. Thus, the only solution is log the state. If we wipe out the forests, the chances of a bushfire will be 0%. You don't want to people to die, do you?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

His logic is infallible.

Private 'Baldrick' Tom said...

One million hits per months can't all be wrong.

Private 'Baldrick' Tom said...

I also wish I knew how to edit comments.

Anonymous said...

But wait, grass is dangerous too.
Break out the Agent Orange.