Lowly Private coins new word: takes world by storm.

From The Daily Leftist:

A young soldier, Private Tom, has coined a new term-'wisitwela.' The word, an acronym for 'what is it with teh left and...' was created to send up the soldiers currently fighting in Battalion Poison. The context in which wisitwela is used is this: upon meeting a fellow leftist, you ask "Wisitwela?" The friend responds with what venomous screed Battalion Poison has recently produced. If this is Captain Bolt, the answer commonly has something to do with leftists. If it is General Blair, it might be fat environmentalists. Lieutentant Akerman commonly launches verbal assaults against what he calls "tear'ists," although what "tear'ists" actually are (Muslims, leftists, Democrats, the ALP) depends on what columns he has produced.

Wisitwela (incidentaly, pronounced, 'wizzy-wellah') is already proving to be a great conversation starter, as leftists are normally unable to discuss anything outside hating America and the inevitable proletariat revolution. Lieutenant Reuben has contacted General Bron, requesting that Private Tom be given a taxpayer-funded arts grant to produce further words for the front line. The General refused, stating "Private Tom must learn to work without leeching of the taxpayer. I need the grant for, um, research into the effects of the overconsumption of red wine and Indian foods."

Private Tom refused to comment, instead sending out a press release, stating "I apologise for my reclusive habits. If I were to reveal my self in public, my incomprehendably brilliant mind would vapourise everybody's brains within a 5 kilometer radius."