CDP press release day!
For those who don't follow the adventures of Fred and his fellow fundies on an obsessive-compulsive basis, the CDP is a little haphazard about giving online press releases. Namely, that the page is updates only a few times every year, so 50+ articles are put up in one go (my theory is that most CDPers are involved in some sex scandal like their American counterparts, so every time another volunteer is found out, Fred needs to find an train a new guy. And because computers allow such easy access to the naughty stuff, the CDP loses more tech workers than Atari on a bad day).
Most press releases are rather boring, however several are truly spectacular in their fundishness (that's a word now, OK?).
- Fred Nile can't understand the difference between group sex and rape.
- Fred thinks that all Muslim schools teach Wahhabism.
- All environmentalists are secret extremists who want humanity to die, starting with the innocent children. Oh, teh gay agenda is there as well.
- Gays shouldn't be allowed to adopt, because the collective texts written by bronze age sheep herders who thought the earth was flat and insects have four legs provide a stronger basis for modern society than current psychological and pediatric institutions.
That's all, folks.
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Fred's on to us. Best keep a low profile over the next couple of months, and then the plan to rid the world of all christians is back on.
I can't wait for the environmentalist/Muslim alliance who pray to Gaia/Mohammad take control.
The coalition commonly knows by Grodssters as the 'New Soviets'. When the revolution comes, Nile will not be spared.
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