On hypocrisy.

Ronald Reagan once said "I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." That's quite true (although, technically, we support abortion rights). However, I've noticed that:

• Everybody who opposes stem cell research is neither neurologically diseased nor paralysed.
  
• Everybody who supports war as a first resort has no family members in the army.
• Everybody who opposes equal rights has no idea what it is like to be hated for who you are.
• Everybody who supports free-market principles is already well-off.
• Everybody who doesn't think global warming exists won't be around to see its effects.

You get the idea.